Drop your Steam page. Anthill checks live public Steam-page evidence, names the weak hook, the first-read clarity gap, and the first fix worth doing before you spend another cent on marketing.
Free first-pass diagnosis. Launch Kit unlocks the repair path.
Anthill Steam Roast
Free diagnostic poster / sample output
Steam Roast Score
Verdict
The fantasy is there. The page does not make players feel it fast enough.
Biggest traction leak
Players are not getting a sharp promise before the scroll wins.
Radar breakdown
3 fixes first
Launch Kit locked
Self-serve repair assets stay gated
What the Free Roast finds
A loud number, a real verdict, and the first read on whether the page is earning the click.
The clearest public Steam-page blocker making the first read weaker before players choose to keep reading.
Hook clarity, short description, tags, media presence, and proof gaps mapped from public Steam-page fields.
The repair path starts with the moves that can actually change the Steam page fast.
The Free Roast points at the wound. Launch Kit keeps the deeper repair assets locked until you choose it.
What comes back
The sample roast is the product surface: score, traction leak, radar, first fixes, and the locked repair path.
How it works
Drop the page in. No dashboards. No setup maze.
See the score, verdict, leaks, radar, and first fixes.
Apply the first fix or unlock Launch Kit for the full repair pack.
Locked repair kit
Free Roast finds the first leak. Launch Kit turns that diagnosis into usable repair assets: rewritten copy, screenshot priorities, trailer hooks, positioning, and launch order.
Steamrewrite
Screenshotdirection
Trailerhook
Positioningrepair
30-dayaction plan
Launch Kit
Self-serve deeper repair kit
Final move
Start with the free report. Find the first public-page leak. Then decide if the deeper Launch Kit repair path is worth unlocking.