Brutal Steam page roast booth

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Drop your Steam page. Anthill checks live public Steam-page evidence, names the weak hook, the first-read clarity gap, and the first fix worth doing before you spend another cent on marketing.

Roast My Steam PageSee Sample Breakdown
01Score02Traction Leak03Radar04First Repair Move05Page Repair

Free first-pass diagnosis. Page Repair Beta unlocks the repair path.

Anthill Steam Roast

Free diagnostic poster / sample output

Free roast

Steam Roast Score

58/100

Verdict

Your Steam page is hiding the fun.

The fantasy is there. The page does not make players feel it fast enough.

Biggest traction leak

Weak hook

Players are not getting a sharp promise before the scroll wins.

Leak: first lineDamage: click intent

Radar breakdown

HOOKVISUALSCLARITYPOSITIONTRAILERCOPY

First repair move

  1. 01 Rewrite the first-line hook

Full repair plan locked

Page Repair Beta locked

Self-serve repair assets stay gated

Brutal. Honest. Helpful.

What the Free Roast finds

Brutal signal checks.

01
SCORE HIT

Steam Roast Score

A loud number, a real verdict, and the first read on whether the page is earning the click.

02
LEAK FOUND

Traction Leak

The clearest public Steam-page blocker making the first read weaker before players choose to keep reading.

03
SCAN

Radar Breakdown

Hook clarity, short description, tags, media presence, and proof gaps mapped from public Steam-page fields.

04
FIX ORDER

First Repair Move

The single fix worth doing first, so the next hour on your page is not a guess.

05
LOCKED

Page Repair Beta

The Free Roast points at the wound. Page Repair Beta keeps the deeper repair assets locked until you choose it.

What comes back

The poster you get back.

The sample roast is the product surface: score, traction leak, radar, first fixes, and the locked repair path.

ANTHILL
Steam Roastv1.0FREE
SHARP. DIRECT. USEFUL.
Roast Date
August 06, 2026
App 2681030
OUTBOUND
Open World SurvivalCo-opCrafting
Steam Roast Score
MID
58
/100
Mediocre. Fixable.
Your game has potential, your page is holding it back.
Mid score-state Anthill mascot
Your Steam page is hiding
the fun
Right now, players have to dig through vague survival buzzwords to figure out what makes your game special.
Don't make players work harder than the gameplay.

The Breakdown

Six-axis Steam page diagnostic radarHook Clarity: 5 out of 10. Screenshot Readability: 4 out of 10. Wishlist Motivation: 5 out of 10. Fantasy Strength: 6 out of 10. Positioning Differentiation: 5 out of 10. Trailer Impact: 6 out of 10.
  • Hook Clarity: 5 out of 10. Too vague. Needs a sharper first punch.
  • Screenshot Readability: 4 out of 10. Hard to tell what I am actually doing in your game.
  • Wishlist Motivation: 5 out of 10. I'm not emotionally compelled to click wishlist yet.
  • Fantasy Strength: 6 out of 10. The core loop could be exciting, but it's not obvious yet.
  • Positioning Differentiation: 5 out of 10. Feels generic in a crowded survival space.
  • Trailer Impact: 6 out of 10. Decent vibe, but starts too slow for the genre.
Hook Clarity
5/10
Too vague. Needs a sharper first punch.
Screenshot Readability
4/10
Hard to tell what I am actually doing in your game.
Wishlist Motivation
5/10
I'm not emotionally compelled to click wishlist yet.
Fantasy Strength
6/10
The core loop could be exciting, but it's not obvious yet.
Positioning Differentiation
5/10
Feels generic in a crowded survival space.
Trailer Impact
6/10
Decent vibe, but starts too slow for the genre.
Biggest Attention Leak
Your first screenshot looks like a nature screensaver
Show the action, the threat, or the loop early. Right now, it is hiding on slide 4.

First Repair Move

01
Fix your screenshot order.
Lead with action, not landscapes. Your #4 screenshot should be #1.
Full Repair Plan Locked
The remaining blockers and copy-ready fixes live inside Page Repair Beta.
Useful Signal
The core vibe is there. You just need to show them why, faster.
Turn this into a repair kit.
Unlock the repair path with rewritten copy, screenshot priorities, and launch fixes.
Repair path locked
Copy depth gated
Pricing opens next
Unlock Page Repair
Because unclear pages lose attention fast.

Score

58/100

Biggest leak

Your first screenshot looks like a nature screensaver.

First repair move

Fix your screenshot order.

How it works

Three moves through the booth.

01

Paste your Steam URL

Drop the page in. No dashboards. No setup maze.

Input
02

Get the Free Roast

See the score, verdict, leaks, radar, and first fixes.

Diagnosis
03

Fix the first leak

Apply the first fix or unlock Page Repair Beta for the full repair pack.

Repair

Locked repair kit

The Free Roastnames the wound.Page Repair Betashows the repair.

Free Roast finds the first leak. Page Repair Beta turns that diagnosis into usable copy, screenshot priorities, tag analysis, and a recheck after you apply the changes.

01Free Roast02Steam Page Repair03Launch Plan Lite04Launch Kit05Workspace
Get Page Repair Beta
01

Steamrewrite

02

Screenshotdirection

03

Trailerhook

04

Positioningrepair

05

30-dayaction plan

Page Repair Beta

Self-serve repair pack

Final move

Stop guessing whyplayers bounce.Roast the page.

Start with the free report. Find the first public-page leak. Then decide if the Page Repair Beta repair path is worth unlocking.

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